1000 New Millionaires created last Friday when Google’s stock opened!

Relax……have a smile –

A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
> He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what
> he did that day.
> The son says, “I did some schoolwork.” The robot slaps the son.
> The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”
> Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”
> Son says, “Toy Story.” The robot slaps the son.
> Son says, “Ok, Ok we were watching porn.”
> Dad says,”What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was!”
> The robot slaps the father.
> Mom laughs and says,”Well he certainly is your son!”
> The robot slaps the mother!
>
> End of Story